Dear Massage Therapist Lady at the Gym:
You did realize you were working in the lobby of a gym today, right? You do realize that ordering a pizza to the gym is, well, a little off-putting to some of the people actually at the gym to bust their asses into shape, right? Okay so you were hungry. But you did sit IN THE LOBBY of the gym to eat said pizza. You do realize those of us there pushing weights around could smell it, right? Sure you did. You realized all of those things but couldn't have cared less.
I do realize the world doesn't revolve around MY needs and expectations. However I do try to be at least cognizant of the world around me and be respectful of it. I wouldn't sit in the lobby of an AA meeting with a big bottle of Crown and start drinking it, just because I wasn't an alcoholic.
Don't think I won't be mentioning this to the gym manager, either. It's unprofessional for you to have been sitting IN THE LOBBY stuffing your pie hole. I realize you might get hungry, but at least next time bring an apple with you.