While I'm in such a fine mood, let me just get this off my chest.
If you ever peruse online dating sites (yeah, I admit it...I do...whatever...) you might notice something. Or you might not. I sure have. In describing themselves, I see A LOT of big men list their body type as average. Okay, so? Well, what gets me is these same men, if given the opportunity to look at pictures of women in various sizes, would see a woman with a similar BMI and not label HER average. They wouldn't even label her "a few extra pounds". Oh no. You know exactly what they'd label her. Big Mama.
Further evidence to my theory that MOST men stop emotional development at approximately age four.